Goat Simulator 3

Chaos with hooves arrives on phones in Goat Simulator 3, the mobile edition published by Coffee Stain Publishing. It offers the same open world as the PC and console releases: the island of San Angora, where the player is a goat free to cause as much trouble as possible.

There is no serious goal beyond mischief. Players headbutt passers-by, drive cars with no licence, drop in on a yoga class and poke around for quests, challenges and secrets. Goats come in many shapes, from tall to fishy to hat-wearing, and each can be kitted out with gear that unlocks new powers. A friend can join in multiplayer to wreck things together, or the two can compete in seven mini-games. The ragdoll physics are deliberately silly, which is much of the appeal.

Ratings are mixed: 3.6 from 3,563 ratings, with 55% five stars and 23% one star. It has reached 100,000+ installs. This is a paid game, priced at $12.99 on Google Play with no ads and no in-app purchases, and the download button here leads to Google Play. It was updated on 2026-08-04, needs Android 9 or newer and is rated Teen.

Fans of absurd sandbox comedy who want the full console-style world on a phone get a one-time purchase with nothing extra to buy. The price and the mixed ratings make it worth a second thought for anyone on the fence. Anyone who plans to play with a friend should keep in mind that multiplayer and the seven mini-games are the core of the shared fun.